Sex toy company reveals ‘Down-Under donation dildo’ where all profits go to Australia bushfire relief

JOSH MILTON 

We have arguably reached the climax of what 2020 will be after Australian brand Geeky Sex Toys, which specialise in adult toys “re-imagined in a nerdy way”, dropped the ‘Down-Under donation dildo’ which is very much a real thing and no you are not hallucinating.

All profits from the toy are donated directly to relief efforts dotting the country, raising a hefty AUS$15,000 in four days.

Oh, and, as they were basically legally obligated to, it costs AUS$69. 

The handmade base is shaped like Australia, while the, uh, shaft is yellow and has a koala on it.

What a great day to have eyes.

When the dildo was announced on Twitter, pretty much everyone made the exact same joke.

We’re taking this as confirmation that we are truly in a Black Mirror episode now. It’s confirmed and we are doomed.

Dildo’s designer: ‘People seem to love the idea that something as random as a dildo can help raise awareness.’

“When you purchase our Down-Under donation dildo”, the product description says, “we will give 100% of the profits directly to the bushfire relief efforts.


What is causing the Australian bushfires?

Once lush green lawns and white picket fences reduced to ash, skies coloured red, wildlife threatened to near extinction, countless people evacuated from their homes.

Fire season has always seen the Australian bush burn. But as temperatures crawl upwards due to climate catastrophe, as well as three years of droughts, this season has been been one of the most deadly ever observed.

https://www.pinknews.co.uk/2020/01/13/geeky-sex-toys-down-under-donation-dildo-twitter-australia-bushfire-relief/

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