I have news for James Comey: America is just as ashamed of him. The disgraced former FBI director has said that he is so ashamed of this country that he considered lying to customs officials in Ireland by saying he was actually Canadian. What it is with this guy and lying? Or making an ass of himself? Hey, Canada can have him. Ireland can have him. We’ll give this guy away to anyone who wants him. We’ll even throw in a free set of snow tires if a country acts now.

Comey was in Ireland promoting his self-serving book A Higher Loyalty and apparently that loyalty isn’t to the United States of America. This is what he told The Irish Times:

Former FBI director James Comey has said he was so ashamed by his country’s separation of children and parents at the Mexican border that he and his wife had considered telling people they were Canadian on arriving in Ireland.

“I am ashamed of the way my country has acted with respect of those children. I am disgusted, I am horrified, I am embarrassed, I’m ashamed,” said Comey.

And it gets worse:

“My wife and I were joking, not really joking; we wanted to tell the people on the customs line coming here that we were Canadian. And we were joking but it’s funny because it reveals a truth: I’m ashamed,” Comey said.

Joking, not joking? This guy is such a pompous piece of crap who can’t deliver anything straight. If anyone, including Comey, is wondering why Trump fired him, it’s because of stuff like this. He doesn’t say what he means or mean what he says.

I do however believe that he is genuinely ashamed of America because that’s the kind of asshole he is.

And speaking of which, here’s Comey talking mad shit about his former boss:

Mr Comey, a vocal critic of the president, also spoke about their brief interactions and of Mr Trump being morally unqualified for office. However, he said that despite concerns, the US had a history of political “fevers” and said its long-established systems would prevail.

“They [the democratic institutions] are really hard to change,” said Comey. “The rule of law is the spine. No president serves long enough to screw that up. Donald Trump, even if he were competent, he could not screw that up.”

Really? Comey wants to talk about competency and moral qualifications? He screwed up the Hillary Clinton e-mail investigation in a way that literally everyone in America thinks he’s an idiot. Republicans don’t like him. Democrats to don’t like him. Independents don’t like him. He tarnished the reputation of the FBI and revealed himself to be a first-class boob. That’s hardly something a competent person would do.

While Comey praises Trump with the passive-egressive compliment that even he can’t screw up America’s democratic institutions, Comey single-handedly manage to destroy the Justice Department. Okay, he had some help from Obama loyalists, but the point is, he helped do something he says is impossible.

At this point Comey is pretty much a tall white Obama. He’s in a foreign country bad-mouthing America to portray himself as morally superior. That was Obama’s jam and now Comey’s doing it.

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